Wednesday, 24 December 2014

5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady

1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share
your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the
market place, she’s vigilant at any movements
around her taking notice of the people who touch
body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing
she’s going to do is give you the attention.
2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to
a lady walking or standing under the sun and
start yabbing nonsense. She’ll just look at you
like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person
go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin
wella.
3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor.
Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all
conversions are sounding like whispers and every
one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey
chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey
hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn’t
make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .
4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in
front if her other babes, She go feel like
KingKong blowing you off and you know what
follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun … no be person
go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if
you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.
5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you’ve been trying to catch up on a
lady and she purposely walks into a saloon…..
my dear brother its not the same as she walking
into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day.

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